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Dan Berg’s Toilet Theory

March 6th, 2003 · 14 Comments

My buddy from back in the day, Dan Berg, had a theory regarding toilets.
We worked together at City Market. I was heading towards the janiotorial closet to put away my mop from a furious session of “spot mopping,” and Dan was heading out of the breakroom, wrapping his apron strings around [...]

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Micklethwait’s Law of Negotiated Misery

January 31st, 2003 · 1 Comment

“the ‘self-managed’ classes negotiate themselves into lives of permanent misery.”

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