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More worst kept secrets

December 19th, 2002 · 1 Comment

A recent article in the New Yorker featured phrases such as “secret directives” and “secret undercover team.” News Flash-that this journalist even knew about such things and subsequently published this-this leads me to believe that the adjective “secret” has been precluded.

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L-Ron Sticks it to Google

April 5th, 2002 · 3 Comments

According to this article on Wired News, everybody’s favorite star-studded cult as managed to get the biggest, baddest search engine to remove results which contain links to sites which might infringe upon the church’s copyrights.Well folks, with spines like that, it looks like it may be the beginning of the very long fade out [...]

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Tags: Secrets · Techie

Look overhead!

April 1st, 2002 · 4 Comments

I have seen a lot of this lately.
This one didn’t make me laugh so much as it makes me sad. It’s come to this.
A perfectly normal phenomenon that has been around for decades, and now fairly recently it is A Sinister Government Plot to Kill Americans! I suppose to clear out some room [...]

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Tags: Secrets · This is Weird

Conspiracies Again

March 13th, 2002 · 5 Comments

I usually don’t worry about the paranoid delusions of the conspiracy theorists. If people really wish to believe that we here in DC are actually organized enough to implement the contorted plans that are dreamt up for us, far be it from me to deny them their fun. But this little French invention [...]

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Tags: Culture · Secrets

Secret Santa!

November 20th, 2001 · No Comments

Robert over at Bump clued me into this awesome Secret Santa site. Brought to you by:

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