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Five Million Ways to Kill A CEO

December 12th, 2003 · 1 Comment

Tell him it’s a boom in child prostitution when he show up at the stroll give him lead restitution

You could throw a twenty in a vat ‘o hot oil when he jump in after it watch him boil

Toss a dollar in the river and when he jump in if you can find he can swim
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Soooooeeeeey!!!!

August 1st, 2002 · No Comments

The piggy roundup begins.Of course, these are the small potatoes people, paraded in handcuffs to make Americans feel better about investing in Kkkorporation$ again. The real swine are slightly up from there, at the top of the pole.

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Greedy Pig Companies

June 26th, 2002 · 7 Comments

Well, it looks like WorldCom has been cooking the books. Big suprise here, eh?Markets are tumbling on the news. Piggies found guilty of this type of deception should be gutted. Fair, independent audits and legitimate books are the cornerstones of a free market economy in which public ownership is involved. When [...]

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Evil Enron

May 7th, 2002 · 2 Comments

As Elliott pointed out in an earlier entry, Enron was suspected by many to have had anything but legitimate plans during the California energy crisis. Well, it turns out that Enron may have manipulated power prices for Californians suffering from the energy crunch.So the company that lied to its (stupid for having all of [...]

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Lay is "On Crack"

January 30th, 2002 · 3 Comments

In an article on Yahoo! News today, they mentioned that a video of an Enron staff meeting has surfaced. Apparently, former Enron CEO Kenneth L. Lay read feedback from employees to their then-CEO. Here is one of the questions:``I would like to know if you are on crack. If so that would explain [...]

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