Two slackers, returning from coffee run, overhear two Windows Nerds, walking toward a conference room.
WN1: His package screwed me up!
WN2: You installed his package?
WN1: Yes, and I didn’t have this problem until I installed his package

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Biting the bullet for the good of domestic harmony…

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A sleeping man on the train this morning (with a big smile on his face):
“Salut! God Bless You! You had better learn to pray on your own.”
It seemed fitting. Atlanta is overrun by a huge posse of white Christian teenagers from all over the country right now. Thousands of them are [...]

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Clutching your knapsack and running to the hills
latitude changing by seconds
from frog lance and the end
eyes on the prize and holding
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Into speakerphone: “Could you put your face on mute?”

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Now that I take the subway to work, I can start my own version of “in passing” (link).
This is literally what I heard from the ‘do-rag-sporting lady on the MARTA.
(phone rings)
Hello?
What are you sayin?
You threating me?
Come wit’ it!
Come wit’ it!
Come wit’ it!
Come wit’ it!
Come wit’ it!
Come wit’ it!
Come wit’ it!
Come wit’ it!
What the fuck you [...]

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Written on the wall at the subway stop:
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Ne-ne
1 couple
2 gether
+ 4 ever

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