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Five Million Ways to Kill A CEO

December 12th, 2003 · 1 Comment

Tell him it’s a boom in child prostitution when he show up at the stroll give him lead restitution

You could throw a twenty in a vat ‘o hot oil when he jump in after it watch him boil

Toss a dollar in the river and when he jump in if you can find he can swim
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Tags: Capitalism · Funk, The · Funny! · Pigs · Quotes

Periodic Table of Funk

January 23rd, 2003 · No Comments

You should probably check out the Periodic Table of Funk.

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Tags: Funk, The · Music