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Consumer Culture

November 24th, 2007 · No Comments

From Hoopty Rides, a car culture blog that one of my favorite sites, Chanfles turned me onto:
Everything you love, everything meaningful with depth and history, all passionate authentic experiences will be appropriated, mishandled, watered down, cheapened, repackaged, marketed and sold to the people you hate.
Ain’t it the truth. Preach on, Mister Jalopy.
Also, he is selling [...]

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Tags: Consumer Fetish · Culture

Happy Family No Longer

December 7th, 2003 · 7 Comments

The long, slow wreck of the economy and my immersion into humanity as evidenced by working with a stupid asshole.

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Tags: Capitalism · Culture · Essay · Work

Neal Boortz Couragously "Debates" the Rush Limbaugh/McNabb Issue

October 2nd, 2003 · 39 Comments

Rushing to defend Rush and beating the table to hammer home his logic, Neal Boortz sticks his fist in his own mouth.

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Tags: Culture

Modern Nomad Defined

August 13th, 2003 · 3 Comments

How can one have a workplace with no actual “place”?

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Tags: Culture · Life · Modern Nomad · Travel · Work

Your Greatest American

June 18th, 2003 · 2 Comments

I thought a follow up with the results of that clever BBC poll was in order. And the winner is…Homer Simpson. Good thing I like to live ironically.

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Tags: Culture

Yet another round of lets bash the US

June 13th, 2003 · 6 Comments

“As part of a unique BBC-led global debate about the USA’s place in the world, we want you to nominate your greatest American ever.”
According to CNN this morning, Homer Simpson has been nominated. I grow weary of the endless insults.

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Tags: Culture

PBR the Hot, Happening Beer

May 9th, 2003 · 12 Comments

What we’ve all known for a long time, the rest of the world is just discovering. That is the fact that Pabst Blue Ribbon is the hot, happening beer in the United States.

Attribute it to its cheepness or its fine ingredients or whatever you like, but it’s been an impending, inevitable reality for [...]

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Tags: Culture

Everybody’s 15 Minutes Is Different, I Suppose

April 29th, 2003 · No Comments

The news is grim. A toddler, watching TV on the sofa in his apartmet suddenly lurches forward, accompanied by a loud thud. Blood poors from his head, and a perfectly round hole has been punched through the wall behind the sofa, wher the toddler’s head once was. The parents scoop him up [...]

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Tags: Atlanta · Culture · Observations

Micklethwait’s Law of Negotiated Misery

January 31st, 2003 · 1 Comment

“the ‘self-managed’ classes negotiate themselves into lives of permanent misery.”

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Tags: Capitalism · Culture · Opinions · Theories · Work

No wonder Bo never let him drive

January 27th, 2003 · 1 Comment

http://www.wopat.com/

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Tags: Culture

Vintage Vic’s For Tikihead

January 3rd, 2003 · 4 Comments

I present for you an image of a classic Trader Vic’s menu. Trader Vic’s, a onetime franchise powerhouse, now only maintains a couple restaurants in the United States. Fortunately for us, one is in downtown Atlanta. While not as cool as some of the awesome “vintage” tiki bars I’ve seen on the west [...]

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Tags: Culture

God Bless Him!

November 11th, 2002 · 2 Comments

This morning I heard on NPR that Tony Hawk, legendary skater and businessman, makes $250,000,000/year with his various ventures, according to ESPN’s estimates.

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Tags: Culture

New Catchphrase

November 11th, 2002 · No Comments

From now on, refer to me as a member of the snoozeoisie.

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Tags: Culture · Grammar and Words · Writing

get me the hell outta here

November 6th, 2002 · 2 Comments

Here’s a nice bit of prose from a college buddy of mine. Be sure to hit MORE down there to get the full post. It has a great ending.
I went yesterday to get my TN driver’s license reinstated. Talk about
govtmental red tape and snafus. I walked into the TN motor vehicle
multipurpose building over [...]

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Tags: Culture · Writing

Black People Love Us

October 18th, 2002 · 9 Comments

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Tags: Culture · Funny!