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Entries Tagged as 'Consumer Fetish'

Consumer Culture

November 24th, 2007 · No Comments

From Hoopty Rides, a car culture blog that one of my favorite sites, Chanfles turned me onto:
Everything you love, everything meaningful with depth and history, all passionate authentic experiences will be appropriated, mishandled, watered down, cheapened, repackaged, marketed and sold to the people you hate.
Ain’t it the truth. Preach on, Mister Jalopy.
Also, he is selling [...]

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Tags: Consumer Fetish · Culture

Mocca Club Geschlossen (Closed)

August 11th, 2007 · 3 Comments

I received warning and, finally, confirmation that the wonderful coffee of Mocca Club will soon be gone.

I have no idea of the reasons, as it seemed fairly popular, but I can confess to my lack of support. Despite the fact that the Mocca Club served the best coffee in Vienna, I just couldn’t make myself [...]

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Tags: Coffee · Consumer Fetish · Food and Cooking · Vienna

Droppin’ It Like It’s Hot Water

September 29th, 2006 · 6 Comments

I’ve decided to force myself to type some shit with my new work laptop because the keyboard is fucking weird and I can’t get used to it. It’s got keys in weird places, sort of like the face goiters around here.
It’s a Siemens. While I appreciate the fact that my work entrusts me to have [...]

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Tags: Austria · Consumer Fetish · Vienna

Hewn and Hammered

November 6th, 2004 · No Comments

In what must surely be a plot to alleviate my family from its cumbersome life savings and alleviate our worries about achieving retirement goals, a site dedicated to Craftsman, Arts & Crafts, Mission and Prairie School design points out that I could literally spend all of my money in one day.
My wife and [...]

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Tags: Consumer Fetish · Design

A Soul Returns To Roost

June 29th, 2004 · No Comments

Reason number 634 that having an iPod rocks. I can shut out all the noise at work.
Reason number 635 that iPod rocks. When one listens to “Filmore Jive” by Pavement (from Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain) while working on a document titled “Software Candidate Matrix for Project POC”, the little piece of your soul that [...]

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Tags: Audio Gear · Consumer Fetish · MP3 and Digital Music · Music

The Halfass Switcher

February 13th, 2004 · 5 Comments

It has shipped.
My conversion is nearly complete. By this time next week, I will have switched my computing platform to the above-depicted Apple. I will not be a Mac User, I will be The Mack User. I could contain my consumer indulgence reflex no longer, and I single-clicked her from [...]

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Tags: Consumer Fetish · Geek

It’s Heaven For Those With Means

January 2nd, 2004 · No Comments

If you’ve got the limit on your credit cards, check out Zingerman’s.

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Tags: Consumer Fetish · Food and Cooking

Switcher Fund

November 18th, 2003 · 5 Comments

Inspired by several that I have noticed around the web, being cheap as I am, being a UNIX nerd, and having just drooled over the new 20” iMac, I have decided to start a switcher fund. However, this is a different repetition of the motif.
I’m not begging for donations from the general public, as [...]

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Tags: Consumer Fetish · Geek

Espresso Machines… Addicted Like Crack Rock

April 28th, 2003 · 4 Comments

So my neighborhood coffee shop is okay, but the espresso there is not very good. That’s a problem.
To rectify, I’m thinking about entering the obscene world of home espresso machines. In all of my obsessive ways, I have researched the hell out of it and arrived at this beauty:

But I really, really like [...]

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Tags: Consumer Fetish · Food and Cooking · Life

Consume! Consume!

February 15th, 2003 · 2 Comments

My latest consumer fetish…

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Tags: Consumer Fetish

Uncanny Resemblance

October 20th, 2002 · 3 Comments

I was going through some old college photos and found this gem.

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I want this car

May 7th, 2002 · 1 Comment

I want this car.Of course, I’d feel like an asshole driving it, and I’d never pay more than $20K for a new car, and there are even more limiting factors—like the fact that I’d look like a man in the throes of a wickedly painful midlife crisis and that I don’t really like to buy [...]

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Tags: Consumer Fetish

Consumer Cravings Arise

October 23rd, 2001 · 1 Comment

Consumer Cravings Arise—but this time, they’re politically motivated.
I want this. I’ve heard nothing but great comments about the latest Mac products and especially OS X.
I was the resident “Mac Expert” at my first ISP job back in ‘95 even though I’d never really used one for anything other than writing some papers [...]

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Tags: Consumer Fetish