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Grady Froze

October 18th, 2003 · 1 Comment

You can call it Monday morning quarterbacking if you want. You weren’t there,
and I didn’t say much at the time. People claim now that they were yelling at
televisions, in droves, probably something like “Get him outta there; can’t you
see he’s done”.
You can take the high road. I finally have [...]

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I Love My Dead Gay Son!

October 1st, 2003 · 3 Comments

My Braves are perennial post-season chumps. They’re always in it, and almost always choke. But you have to love a team who has most consecutive Divisional Titles of any team in baseball history.
But are you FUCKING KIDDING ME with this Kerry Wood two-run double?

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To the Owners and Players

July 18th, 2002 · No Comments

To the Owners and Players of Major League Baseball—should there be a strike. (by Tobias Seaman)

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This is Truck Day

February 11th, 2002 · 3 Comments

This is Truck Day. The Sun is daily moving North and surely soon Spring will be upon Us, with Winter banished and the Warmth of the Heavens flooding down from a cloud-filled Sky onto the green Grass of a Field where Heroes and Physics intersect for Fractions of Seconds, for Hours, and for Months. [...]

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