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Tweets for 2009-11-07

November 7th, 2009 · No Comments

  • I might be trying to set the record for most espressi consumed in a single morning. #
  • Who the fuck has time to make a list on Twitter? Web interfaces suck for that sort of thing. #
  • So this is how it goes with children. Battle. Bed. Almost asleep and then a sippy cup seal fails and nearly drowns your kids. Sheets soaked. #
  • I think I need to audit myself. Travel preparations were all made in the middle of the night while half asleep. We’ll probably get stranded. #
  • I hereby declare that the “ever growing page” idea is a bad one for more reasons than I can contain in a Tweet. #1: breaks the “Back” button #

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