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May 3rd, 2008 ·

  • actual quote printed on the toilet paper we use from Toni Polster: "I don’t want to be a monument. It’s only a place for pigeons to shit." #
  • Final preparations for Maple’s little Geburtstagfeier. My first-ever cake turned out "meh". But the sugar content will ensure it is a hit. #

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