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Tweets for 2008-05-02

May 2nd, 2008 · No Comments

  • maple’s bday cake is out of the oven. Now, let’s hope they don’t stick in the pans. #
  • Our cleaning lady doesn’t know the English masculine and feminine pronouns. Confused as she told me about a convo bw her husband & my wife. #
  • Cleaning lady also asked if she should throw away out stereo. " why?" "it is in a box. " ummm. Yes, we are moving. She laughed. #
  • Cleaning lady also asked if she should throw away out stereo. " why?" "it is in a box. " ummm. Yes, we are moving. She laughed. #

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