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Beer Hawk

January 7th, 2008 · 4 Comments

Maple: while looking at her wooden puzzle of the United States. Daddy, what is that animal on top of Portland, Oregon?

Daddy: It looks like some kind of hawk.

Maple: It must be a beercoffee hawk.

Tags: Children, The · Portland

4 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Garf // Jan 20, 2008 at 10:19 pm

    Pure Genius…
    My Favorite Hawk!

  • 2 Garf // Jan 20, 2008 at 10:19 pm

    Pure Genius…
    My Favorite Hawk!

  • 3 Jeff // Jan 29, 2008 at 11:08 am

    Beer and Coffee.

    That sums up Portland quite nicely.

  • 4 Elliott // Jan 29, 2008 at 6:27 pm

    ...at least the above-board Portland.

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