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July 20th, 2006 · 2 Comments

Polyglot In Bath

Maple: Sawatdee ka!
Daddy: Wow! Do you know what that means?
Maple: I want to go to Thai food.
Daddy: Maybe we can go for dinner on Friday.
Maple: Khap khun ka!
Daddy: Do you know what that means?
Maple: Danke schön for rice.
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A visiting friend, Jennifer, enters the through the main door.

Maple: Hello, sweet Jennifer!
Visitor: Hello, sweet Maple!
Maple: Were you… Were you… ... ... Where’d you go?
Visitor: I was at that mall we went to earlier. And then I took the Metro…
Maple: Were you at the doctor?
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Father: Maple, can Daddy have a goodnight kiss?
Maple kisses father.
Mother: Can Mama have a goodnight kiss?
Maple kisses mother.
Father: I love you, Maple!
Mother: I love you, Maple!
Maple: I love Pineapple!
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Maple climbs to the top of the slide
Maple: smiling Ein grosses Bier!
Father: That’s right! But I don’t see one right now.
Maple: Ein kleines Bier.
Father: Very good. You’re learning a lot of German.
Maple: I say “hola”!
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Tags: Children, The · General

2 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Michael // Jul 20, 2006 at 12:35 pm

    faints

  • 2 Chris // Jul 22, 2006 at 8:35 pm

    Hahaha, that is brilliant!

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