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Advice from Parents

July 26th, 2004 · 4 Comments

Sometimes, when my baby is looking so adorable, sweet and cute that I can barely stand it, I want to grab her and squeeze her until her head pops off. So my question to other parents is, how do you prevent yourself from doing that? I’m serious!

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4 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Bob // Jul 27, 2004 at 10:44 am

    Well, it’s actually pretty easy: remind yourself that if in fact his/her head DOES pop off, he/she will no longer look particularly cute.

  • 2 bitterman // Jul 27, 2004 at 8:00 pm

    Add to that the difficulty the jury might have in understanding your ‘loving’ intentions…..

  • 3 jason // Aug 7, 2004 at 2:01 am

    i don’t think i could stop myself… which is the reason no one has given me a baby as of yet.

  • 4 Lisa // Aug 19, 2004 at 10:38 pm

    Try nuzzling her neck and saying in a really high-pitched voice, “The sweeeetest part of the baby” instead. Worked for me every time.

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