My wife and I hit a consignment sale at a local church just to see if there might be some crucial, insane baby product we haven’t yet purchased or received as a gift for our upcoming chitlin.
We didn’t find anything, but for $0.10 I got this package of vintage Kinderguard brand cabinet latches. Two of the three latches were not in the box, but I had to have it for this packaging.
They just don’t feature enought toddlers sucking down bleach in today’s advertising and packaging.
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1 Elliott // Mar 14, 2004 at 1:53 am
Nice. I hope the literature says that no real baby was harmed in the production of this packaging.
It’ll be a while before you need those (said the patronizing parent).
We started with a swatporium, while the kid was limited to lying on his back (those were the days my friend, I thought they’d never end), then some indoor fences when he crawled, making a baby jail. Baby jail, it turns out, expands, and it expands not only in a physical sense, so that, say, the whole downstairs is baby jail, but in a theoretical sense, so that the baby jailers (me, my wife) are in baby jail.
“I turned off a computer”, he said, and he had. I just shook my head.
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