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The Halfass Switcher

February 13th, 2004 · 5 Comments

my iMac is en route

It has shipped.

My conversion is nearly complete. By this time next week, I will have switched my computing platform to the above-depicted Apple. I will not be a Mac User, I will be The Mack User. I could contain my consumer indulgence reflex no longer, and I single-clicked her from my employee discount Apple Store.

Specification, for those who care about such things:

20” iMac with a single 512MB DIMM, 160GB hard drive, iSight Camera, printer and 3 Year AppleCare Protection Plan—all at about a 25% discount and a pending $99.00 rebate!

Name pending.

Tags: Consumer Fetish · Geek

5 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Nate // Feb 13, 2004 at 11:27 am

    How about “Florence”?

  • 2 Chris // Feb 14, 2004 at 6:13 pm

    Or “Flora”... the floating display is somewhat flowerlike!

  • 3 themuy // Feb 15, 2004 at 9:39 pm

    Mac Me
    Well, just like my buddy Mr. Ass, I have taken the plunge and bought a Mac. It’s my first major computer purchase in years and I am tickled pink to be joining the Mac brethren. After much consideration (and almost…

  • 4 Scott Partee // Feb 16, 2004 at 12:30 pm

    Hmm… I like those

  • 5 Anonymous // Jul 12, 2004 at 5:15 pm

    cool

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