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Combover v3

February 10th, 2004 · 4 Comments

I’m back from Colorado. Photos/details to follow, but let’s just say that it was an amazing party and my family strictly rules. Halane and I were floored by peoples’ generosity. But let’s get back to the important matters at hand. To begin, I ask you, my tens of readers, for your opinions on the following style and fashion prognostication:

If the shaved head was the combover of the ‘90s, what’s on tap for the 2Ks, because that shit is about played out, nicht wahr?

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4 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Tikihead // Feb 10, 2004 at 6:39 am

    Well, it seems that most are embracing the “Crown” a la David Cross.
    I just can’t bring myself to do it, I’m sticking with the Cue-Ball. There comes a time when it is best for everyone to just ditch it all together. Some try to cling. Just get rid of it, save yourself the expense and hassle of haircuts. Or, buy some plugs. What you don’t want to do is get to where you’re taking drugs to attempt to save your Chia.

  • 2 Scott Partee // Feb 10, 2004 at 8:32 am

    My reason for asking is that I cannot do the Cue Ball. My head is just too funky in shape.

  • 3 trav // Feb 10, 2004 at 9:29 am

    Rugs are the future, until we all evolve into the little skinny hairless gray aliens with the big eyes and fingers. Then a good head of hair won’t matter anyway, because sex will become obsolete.

  • 4 Anonymous // Feb 10, 2004 at 7:39 pm

    Just keep it extremely short.

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