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Those Things Could Never Start A Fire

January 13th, 2004 · 2 Comments

Please enjoy a brief video snippet of the turn of midnight at Johnny and Darolyn’s party celebrating the new year. Listen carefully and you can hear the gunshots. Also, check out the classic line delivered by Johnny at the end: “those things could never start a fire!”

“Flaming brains!”

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2 responses so far ↓

  • 1 tim // Jan 13, 2004 at 11:15 am

    Most excellent. When in doubt, light something on fire. Always a crowd pleaser.

  • 2 johnnym // Jan 13, 2004 at 5:24 pm

    Looks like I’ve hit the big time!

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