Today I was skimming through some entertainment news on some repulsive fucking website, and saw a blurb about the guy who managed to plant his seed into Heidi Klum when the following job title caught my eye:

Italian racecar tycoon.

If that’s not totally kick ass, I do not know what is. That, my friends, is the type of guy that gets to hang out with supermodels, contrary to what television commercials would have you believe.