• Tell him it’s a boom in child prostitution when he show up at the stroll give him lead restitution

• You could throw a twenty in a vat ‘o hot oil when he jump in after it watch him boil

• Toss a dollar in the river and when he jump in if you can find he can swim put lead boots on him and do it again! You and a friend! Videotape and the party don’t end
• Tell him that boogers be sellin like crack; he gon’ put the little baggies in his nose, and suffocate like that

• Put a fifty in the barrel of a gun when he try to suck it out, a-ha, well you know this one

Make sure you ain’t got no priors
Don’t tell ‘em that we conspired
We could let him try to change a flat tire
Or we could all at once retire

from The Coup’s album Party Music.