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Online Secret Santa: Don’t Do It: It’s a Scam!

November 12th, 2003 · 1 Comment

So I guess it’s Secret Santa time again. I won’t be signing up this year, and I don’t recommend you do so either. I know that I’m supposed to just be thrilled about the act of giving, but after two consecutive years of getting punked, I’m over it.

Do yourself and the world a favor: give to charity, soldiers serving overseas or an Iraqi child instead and let the webloggers buy their own books.

I guess “scam” is a strong word, but oh well. Let’s see what you would call it after two years of getting the shaft.

Tags: Piracy

1 response so far ↓

  • 1 gretchen // Nov 12, 2003 at 8:25 pm

    Well, in the spirit of giving, it’s not what you get but what you give, right? So, your argument against the secret santa has holes. Maybe the whole secret part is a better reason to avoid the terrorism of getting some silly trinket you’d rather have a stick of gum over. I never liked sneaking around trying not to let someone know it was you who put the snow globe on their desk. In our office it’s a white elephant give-away. Ouch – not much better. Alas, here’s to the curmudgeons!
    g

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