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Human Heart Connector

October 15th, 2003 · 6 Comments

On the news (ATL channel 11) this morning:

A human heart was found on the downtown connector this morning by members of a construction crew.

No comment. No details. I’ve already made up one hundred stories about it, 99 of them very creepy. You should too.

Spread them around.

Tags: Atlanta

6 responses so far ↓

  • 1 nic // Oct 15, 2003 at 10:02 am

    You sure this wasn’t a promo for a CSI episode?

  • 2 pumpinCAD // Oct 15, 2003 at 10:07 am

    Sounds like it belongs to some of the real estate developers I work for. Actually, for those guys, it would make more sense if they found a soul.

  • 3 trav // Oct 15, 2003 at 3:14 pm

    Oh that thing. Some guy tore it out of his own chest and threw it at my windshield because I wouldn’t stop and buy his secondhand donuts.

  • 4 Brian // Oct 15, 2003 at 4:06 pm

    Has anyone seen my liberal bleeding heart?

  • 5 scotty the body // Oct 15, 2003 at 9:06 pm

    I was thinking this afternoon that it might be like the horse head in one of those Godfather movies: a calling card and a warning to Atlanta. From whom, I’m not sure: either Al Qaeda, Billy Payne, the Colorado Avalanche or Sidney Dorsey.

  • 6 Bob // Oct 16, 2003 at 1:54 pm

    Turns out it was a sheep heart. The real question is, WHY was there a sheep heart, in a marked plastic bag, on the connector?

    BTW – found your site via Beerzie’s. Greetings from Duluth by way of Jonesboro.

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