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Entries from October 2003

Ghoulish!

October 31st, 2003 · 5 Comments

Getting geeked-up on coffee right before a “deliverables” meeting may not be such a great idea sometimes.

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Tags: Nothing

Pet Peeve #230213 and 230214

October 28th, 2003 · 3 Comments

One thing that bugs me is when people bust out the pop psychology and/or Freudian terms in casual conversation with little or no understanding. For example, on the MARTA today:
“Subconsciously, I know I need to work harder on (blah blah).”
If it’s “subconscious,” that means you CAN’T know it. Once you know it, it’s [...]

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Tags: Observations

Holy Shit! No Shit! For Real! High Speed Chase!

October 24th, 2003 · 5 Comments

Just now, in front of my house: a high speed chase zoomed by. A single car, which I heard gunning down the street, squeeled around the corner on which our house sits and, from what I could tell, came very near losing control. Quickly thereafter, two police cruisers, also travelling at a high [...]

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Tags: Atlanta

NYC BBQ

October 24th, 2003 · 6 Comments

Brief thoughts on barbeque.

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Tags: Atlanta · Food and Cooking · New York · The South

"Oh, Manchester"

October 23rd, 2003 ·

I want to fly to Manchester, England. I want to walk the soggy Salford streets or whatever else I could do to feel authentic. Tripping over cobblestones under a wet newspaper sky, trying to absorb whatever daylight there is, I’ll blow breath clouds out before me and look sideways at people. I [...]

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Tags: Travel

Brass Tacks

October 21st, 2003 · 6 Comments

If you’re in NYC this week, go see my friend Gavin’s movie, “Brass Tacks,” at the CMJ film festival.
If my coworkers weren’t all on vacation, I’d go. But alas…
Location: Lowes State Theater @ VirginMegastore (Times Square)
Type: Feature
Starts:Oct 23 02:00PM
Length: 96 Minutes
BONUS: see if you can find me in the movie. I’m there. [...]

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Tags: Movies

Grady Froze

October 18th, 2003 · 1 Comment

You can call it Monday morning quarterbacking if you want. You weren’t there,
and I didn’t say much at the time. People claim now that they were yelling at
televisions, in droves, probably something like “Get him outta there; can’t you
see he’s done”.
You can take the high road. I finally have [...]

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Tags: Baseball

Malaysian PM in desperate need of remedial world history?

October 16th, 2003 · 3 Comments

Something tells me that Greeks, French, and British (just to name a few) might object to this assessment of the Jews:
“We are up against a people who think. They survived 2000 years of pogroms not by hitting back but by thinking. They invented Socialism, Communism, human rights and democracy so that persecuting them would appear [...]

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Tags: History

Angry Penguin El Penguino Bravo

October 16th, 2003 · 3 Comments

C’est Terrible!!!

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Tags: Geek

Human Heart Connector

October 15th, 2003 · 6 Comments

On the news (ATL channel 11) this morning:
A human heart was found on the downtown connector this morning by members of a construction crew.
No comment. No details. I’ve already made up one hundred stories about it, 99 of them very creepy. You should too.
Spread them around.

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Tags: Atlanta

New Career?

October 10th, 2003 · 10 Comments

Just as I could see the writing on the wall regarding the “outsourcing” business of a couple years ago, I can read the Djarling tea leaves and see that corporate I.T. is going to move to India and other “best shores” over the next ten years. I actually worked on a project to assist [...]

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Tags: Work

Oakhurst Festival

October 10th, 2003 ·

If you’re an Atlanta type, Come to my neighborhood this weekend.

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Tags: Atlanta · East Lake

Glad I’m Cheap

October 9th, 2003 · 15 Comments

Player hating on Apple. No way!

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Tags: Geek

Metamorphosism Challenge

October 8th, 2003 · 1 Comment

Mig at metamorphosism.com has come up with the ultimate in drunken, writerly privation and formed it into a challenge:

Note to Mig: I’ll save a copy of the image locally when I get home from work and have no firewalls preventing the vital connectivity required for such activity.

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Tags: Writing

Poor Man’s

October 7th, 2003 ·

You’ve got a lot of nerve
to say that to me
and even if it were true
don’t you think
she’d spill the beans
eventually
Scraping poor man’s
off a hanger
in the basement
of the compound
Something’s not right
does anybody have a light?

b.read
b.real

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Tags: Verse