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Entries from August 2003

Resolved

August 6th, 2003 · 2 Comments

Should my wife and I ever decide that we do not wish to, or discover that we are unable to have children, we will live the life of modern nomads.

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Tags: Modern Nomad

Ultimate in Laziness

August 6th, 2003 · 3 Comments

Is it the ultimate in being a lazy fuck when one decides to leave a bunch of clean clothes in the dryer in order to allow the cleaning lady to fold them, thereby making it very easy indeed to pack for your trip to Boston?

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Tags: Life

Arlington Elementary Pupils Begin Test of Year-Round School

August 6th, 2003 · No Comments

This chills my soul and I’m not even in school anymore.

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Tags: Education

Ping Pong Action Flick

August 1st, 2003 · 1 Comment

The coolest kung fu ballet ping pong thingy ever

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Tags: This is Weird

Ghetto Happy Hour

August 1st, 2003 · 1 Comment

I’m really looking forward to Trav & Al’s ghetto happy hour.

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Tags: Life