For a good time, read your search keywords statistics. These are the phrases individuals have typed into various search engines and my site was in the results. My new favorite:

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Honorable mention and my speculation as to the motives for the search or my response to the user’s query:

• vidalia bongs - either the fan of a cool new south georgia band or a shopper
• lizardman culture - who doesn’t want to know more about lizardman culture
• seven signs of the apocalypse - clearly arriving at this site is one of them. Either that or a sign that you’re bored.
• man shit - because it’s one of the best kinds.
• oldster - i just like this word.
• only spanking productions - either a poorly named media company or a fetish vcd producer
• bareback sex - needs nothing to be perfect, maybe a splash of aceto traditionale
• torturous photo - aren’t they all?
• lost in iceland - probaby hard to do since there are no trees and no buildings. hopefully my iceland information helped this person to be found. I’m sure it was scary being in the middle of an internet cafe in Reykjavik without any black clothes on.
• ditch weed - either somebody is looking for gardening tips, or was sold a schwaggy-ass bag of mexi
• some cool shit—this person is definitely bored and letting google guide him. if one is resorting to saying “just show me some cool shit” to their computer, it’s time to go outside.
• caricature of homeboys—isn’t that redundant?
• flash bootie call—I’m sure the flash gets this a lot.

And just a few more…

• akita fuck dog


• round mexican asses


• hooked on hasselhoff


• buy imovane online


• anyone for radar fried chicken


• fondle it


• professional butt smellers association


• bikram yoga sore throat


• boudin balls


• anal fury.com

On an unrelated note. I’m working from home today and just received a call. My caller ID read “Gibson, Deborah.” How can I not answert that?