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Ultimate in Laziness

August 6th, 2003 · 3 Comments

Is it the ultimate in being a lazy fuck when one decides to leave a bunch of clean clothes in the dryer in order to allow the cleaning lady to fold them, thereby making it very easy indeed to pack for your trip to Boston?

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3 responses so far ↓

  • 1 nic // Aug 6, 2003 at 12:23 pm

    No. The ultimate is leaving them for her to clean.

  • 2 trav // Aug 6, 2003 at 1:06 pm

    the ultimate is having her strip you to clean them—and then dress you

  • 3 mike // Oct 20, 2003 at 11:52 am

    the ultimate is getting her to bring you a computer and video conferencing with whoever you were going to see in Boston. No changing involved! this of course all depends on how much work is required in bringing computer skills up to par.

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