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Acts One Does Not Want to Follow, Part One

June 18th, 2003 · 3 Comments

The tubby, middle-aged, bearded computer nerd exiting the 14th floor restroom with his well-worn brown leather belt a notch tighter on his low-slung jeans and a copy of O’Reilly’s Mastering Regular Expressions tucked in the armpit of his faded cotton flannel shirt.

If you see this, it’s best to either wait until later or go to a different floor’s facilities.

Tags: Observations

3 responses so far ↓

  • 1 trav // Jun 19, 2003 at 11:45 am

    It’s you, Scotty baby! Gaze into the abyss

  • 2 Beers Z Boy // Jun 20, 2003 at 4:50 pm

    I resent that description.

  • 3 bobby // Jun 24, 2003 at 10:26 am

    Hmmm…..

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