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Entries from May 2003

Isolation

May 15th, 2003 · No Comments

Now that both AIM and Yahoo! are cut off at the proxies and firewalls, I feel very isolated at work. They sure are making it so that I try to work from home a lot.

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Tags: Work

June 16, 1904 Part Two

May 15th, 2003 · 1 Comment

James Joyce’s version of taking a piss into the sea

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Tags: Literature

TV

May 14th, 2003 · No Comments

I’ve noticed that the only videos they play on MTV/VH1/MuchMusic are either hip hop or pop punk. When did pop punk completely take over the world?
Every time I’m scanning the channels, I see “Arthur” and stop because I’m hoping to see a loveable, alcoholic millionare on his quest for love and laughter. But [...]

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Tags: Observations

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May 14th, 2003 · No Comments

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Tags: Housekeeping

European Doomsday?

May 14th, 2003 · 2 Comments

According to this article in the International Herald Tribune, the recently-published “World Trade in the 21st Century” by the Institut Francais des Relations Internationales, spells out a doomsday scenario for European economic power.
From the report:
“The enlargement of the European Union won’t suffice to guarantee parity with the United States,” it says. “The EU will weigh [...]

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Tags: Economy

Lazy Asses

May 13th, 2003 · No Comments

Today, on an oddity-filled MARTA-train excursion, Chris and I witnessed the following delightful scene:
Withing 100 yards of a MARTA station, a car full of MARTA employees, one half of a block from their office building, parking an official MARTA car in the parking lot of a shitty Mexican restaurant.

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Tags: Observations

Moving!

May 13th, 2003 · No Comments

Halfass.com will be moving to a new host very soon. Expect some freakouts and general unavailability during the coming weeks.
How does this affect you?
site visitors: you should not see any problems, although you may notice some structural and navigational changes. I am probably going to kill the “features” section and migrate [...]

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Tags: Housekeeping

Fashion Forward: Get Your T-Boogs On!

May 13th, 2003 · 1 Comment

Fashion tips from MARTA

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Tags: Atlanta

Things I Lost In Iceland

May 12th, 2003 · 6 Comments

Lost In Iceland:

My blue, knit “A” hat, with which I’ve represented the ATL all over the place.
My wedding ring in that tourist trap to end all tourist traps, The Blue Lagoon. Not only is the place expensive and a racket, it’s also filled with hair loafs, nasty funk and people doing the nasty.*
My [...]

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Tags: Pirate Shipwreck Weekend · Travel

Sunrise, Sunset

May 11th, 2003 · No Comments

Sometimes I feel as though I’ve forgotten how to sleep.

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Tags: Life

Wonders of Modern Life

May 9th, 2003 · 5 Comments

There’s a woman where Chris and I work who comes in every morning, turns on her computer and then leaves until the afternoon. She’s not a manager or anything, so she’s not sprinting off to meetings. We’re not sure why she does this, or even what she does, but we just know that it [...]

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Tags: Work

PBR the Hot, Happening Beer

May 9th, 2003 · 12 Comments

What we’ve all known for a long time, the rest of the world is just discovering. That is the fact that Pabst Blue Ribbon is the hot, happening beer in the United States.

Attribute it to its cheepness or its fine ingredients or whatever you like, but it’s been an impending, inevitable reality for [...]

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Tags: Culture

Shaved Elsa

May 9th, 2003 · 5 Comments

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Tags: Funny!

Boudin King, Boudin Capital of the Universe

May 9th, 2003 · 67 Comments

Louisiana is its own planet.
Many people go to New Orleans. It’s a cultural force all its own and an amazing city: probably one of the greatest cities in the world. It’s bustling tourism and convention business sustain a steady flow of travelers, and its fairly long list of educational institutions provide the city [...]

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Tags: Food and Cooking · New Orleans · Sausage · Travel

My Very Own Friday Five

May 9th, 2003 · No Comments

Since everybody does these Friday Five things, I thought I’d do one too. But I don’t know how to find out the topic, so I’m going to list my five favorite foods:

Rice
Sauce
Dumplings
Boudin from Boudin King, Jennings, Louisiana (say it “boo-dan”)
Tortillas from La Casita, Colorado Springs, Colorado

Honorable mention goes to innumerable little delights I’ve had [...]

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Tags: Food and Cooking