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Bits ‘n’ Pieces O’heard and Writ

May 21st, 2003 · No Comments

Richie Rich cirlce star scribble

We have been here too long
I know it’s hot; I know
I’m tired too.
It’s hard:
Five quarter board.
It’s too well-nailed,
bend it for me

ddub atl-pdx old skool

scagsonational limerick

A Scotsman desiring protection
wears kilts to hide his erection
for wherever he walks
he’s as hard as a rock
yet his boner surpasses detection

/scagsonational limerick

l5p has vampires b.read
thank you and goodnight, peace, peace and happiness. Thank you.
I’d like to say, it was really out of sight playing for y’all. here’s another one for you to grabababababababababababab
stopping by the pub
another dirty afternoon
i look at the traffic and the bubbles in my beer
got a dirty tile floor
shitty, shitty, shitty day
my neighbor’s got something
he wants me to hear

Trace, could you pour another glass?

old familiar, three-corner smile
eyes that wiggle
focus out half a mile
his fingers on his glass
drinking very slowly

“Evil is beautiful.
Yes, Evil has a beauty all its own.
I believe the other night
when I was walking home I saw
a vampire.
Her skin was real white and her
eyes had an unnatural shine.”

he pointed a finger at the ceiling
“I believe we have vampires… ... in this town.”

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