My buddy from back in the day, Dan Berg, had a theory regarding toilets.
We worked together at City Market. I was heading towards the janiotorial closet to put away my mop from a furious session of “spot mopping,” and Dan was heading out of the breakroom, wrapping his apron strings around [...]

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http://www.bitter.net/infinite_energy/

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Okay, I’m fairly certain that this is not the association that the Girl Scouts are going for, but when I hear the word “Girl Scouts,” I get hungry.
Peanut butter cookies.

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I seem to find myself in bed with the Right Wing. I feel kinda dirty…
From the Washington Times:
http://washingtontimes.com/national/20030305-90235032.htm
None call it treason
Americans acting as human shields against bombing targets in Iraq are
committing treason against their country, Sen. Lindsey Graham says. The South
Carolina Republican is asking Attorney General John Ashcroft whether the
Justice Department will aggressively prosecute [...]

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A little while ago, my girl, the wonderful Anna, told me that she knew of a party we could go to tonight.
Whose party? It’s a work thing. She works in a large organization. I wasn’t really in the mood to introduce myself fifty times to co-workers tonight. And this [...]

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