Who’s your daddy? And What Does He Do
I see this regularly in my inbox, listed along with other tantilizing subjects that offer to grow my breasts or my penis or even enable me to get rich quick. Hell, I even get spam from people trying to get me to spam. But this one is pretty cool, as far as spam subject headings go. I still haven’t clicked on it yet… I’m wary.
You see, being a techno-geek, I know something that the general public doesn’t know. Even if you don’t download the attachments, or respond to the email address that promises to remove you from the mailing list, which actually just subscribes you to more lists. What I know is that if you use any e-mail client, including a web browser on Yahoo or Hotmail, and you read e-mail in “web page” format, meaning you allow HTML formatting or images to come through, you are increasing the amount of spam you will receive.
“How So?” you ask. “I don’t click on anything. I don’t run attachments. I don’t respond to the emails. I don’t request removal from the list. I even run Norton Antivirus with Script-Blocking as an Outlook plugin, so they can’t send me worms or viruses.”
Here’s how it works:
Spammers have special software that generates their emails for them. In these emails, they embed a link to an image on a server somewhere on their server. For example, it could look like this:

They then store a unique identifier that links that particular image with your email address. For example, if the image was named columbia.gif on their server, they create a link called 81038131800010883 and link it to columbia.gif. Then, in your email, they code a link using 81038131800010883 as source. When the server detects that 81038131800010883 has been served, it queries the database and pulls up your e-mail address and files some information that the spammer now knows about you:
- that you read the specific message
- you read your mail “on-line”
- the address they used to send you the message is valid
- you use an HTML e-mail reader and are therefore capable of receiving more HTML-code within e-mails
This is just one of the many tricks used by spammers, and it’s not just limited to unsolicited e-mail. Many companies use this trick in their email customer service programs. It allows them to track user data and effectiveness concerning e-mail and web marketing campaigns. Many times, the spammers and corporations utilize other methods to collect your information such as coding unique identifiers into URLs, but that’s a topic for another day.






8 responses so far ↓
1 tone // Feb 27, 2003 at 6:46 pm
just yesterday i was try to figure out how to delete those damn things in outlook express without opening them in the preview pane. i have to sit there and what for it download some crap before i can get the option to delete. smart little bastards.
2 scotty the body // Feb 27, 2003 at 8:20 pm
this is exactly why nobody should use Outlook Express or any program that has “preview” on automatically. It’s a tool for promulgating yourself to the spam world
3 Mandi // Feb 28, 2003 at 5:00 pm
Wow – i hate to admit i did NOT know that (about the embedded images)... i knew the other tricks, but that one is new to me!
Thanks! I’ll never click on another “Double your Penis size” or “Hard core animal lurvin” email heading ever again. EVER! :^)
4 Scotty the Body // Feb 28, 2003 at 7:40 pm
There’s a commercial product that does it for corporations called Kana. Look at their website sometime, but don’t sign up for any of their email lists
5 MY dad // Jan 12, 2004 at 9:23 am
Hey this is not my daddy!
6 Raoule Uppsillon. // Jan 15, 2004 at 6:32 am
LOLS I AR THE DADDYIEZ!11
7 lulu // Oct 13, 2004 at 12:59 am
someone called me today – a male with a deep voice that id didn’t recognise at all – and with a private number, saying: Hello chick-pea. I’m going to ask you a few questions. Who’s your daddy, and what does he do?
I hung up.
8 Lil WeeWaka // Nov 4, 2004 at 12:40 pm
I’m going to ask you a bunch of questions…and I expect to have them answered imediatly. Who is your daddy and what does he do?
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