11 responses so far ↓

• 1 El Gray // Jan 24, 2003 at 6:47 pm

  HA! I remember that one. God bless that Redd Foxx.

  RIP Aunt Esther.

• 2 Kenny // Jan 28, 2003 at 10:35 am

  “Git that bottom lip back in yo mouth! You look like you wearin a brown turtleneck.”

  Fred G

• 3 Jeremy Ackerman // Mar 13, 2003 at 1:57 pm

  Fred G. Sanford is the greatest person to ever walk the earth.

• 4 Kee Kee // Feb 27, 2004 at 2:49 pm

  You big dummy!
  How would you like five of these ‘cross yo’ lips?
  This is the big one! Ya hear that Elizabeth? I’m comin’ to join ya, honey!
  Mix some champagne and ripple, I call that a Cripple.
  And would I be sure that this…was love beyond compare…would all this be true? If I didn’t care for yoooooouuuuu…..
  Esther, won’t you stick your face in the freezer and make some uglycicles?

• 5 h smith // Apr 12, 2004 at 8:52 pm

  you old fish eyed foo
  ill knock you out
  back to your cave bat
  uncle henrys head shaped like
  a peanut when it rains it holds a puddle of water
  hey pop how long have you smoked
  i started when i got out of school i was ten

• 6 Tony B. // May 28, 2004 at 7:27 pm

  It was champipple not cripple.

• 7 Robert K // Jul 31, 2004 at 11:29 pm

  You’re as funny as a train wreck…Now that’ll get you some business. Episode 9 – “The Coffins”

• 8 Mike // Jan 8, 2005 at 10:28 pm

  S-a-n-f-o-r-d-period

• 9 Kevon // Nov 22, 2005 at 5:39 pm

  Tou gonna leave me all alone by myself.Suppose I have a heart attack. What about my arthritis

• 10 matt harden // Jan 19, 2006 at 11:04 am

  MY NAME IS FRED G. SANFORD,THAT’S S A N F O R D PEROID.

• 11 Cesar Mujica // Mar 16, 2006 at 12:48 pm

  Fred is the funnest old man on earth

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