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Entries from September 2002

John and George, frowning from the beyond

September 27th, 2002 · Comments

I found a great mashup yesterday; daytrip to heaven has the great riff from the Beatle’s “Daytripper” underneath the vocals from what is easily one of the most forgettable songs of all time “Heaven is a place on Earth” by Belinda Carlisle. Par Excellent!

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Tags: Music

End of an Era

September 25th, 2002 · Comments

Did anyone besides me see the Miss America pageant? It was sad. I watched as an entire institution crumbled from years of decay before my eyes.
Miss Big Square State, now Miss America, bowls.

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Tags: Culture

Wien Von Oben

September 25th, 2002 · Comments

Aerial photos of Vienna

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Tags: Austria · Vienna

Cat’s Aren’t Good at That Whole "Computer Thing"

September 24th, 2002 · Comments

My cat just climbed up on my laptop and planted herself on the keys for a warm nap. When I pulled her off, the screen read “Are you sure you want to delete ‘My Documents?’”
Holy cow.

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Tags: Life · Pets

How To Build An Empire

September 24th, 2002 · Comments

This is too nerdy for words.

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Tags: Geek

Something for Nothing

September 24th, 2002 · Comments

Do YOU still pay for long distance? Why?

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Tags: Capitalism

Lucky goes on a crime spree

September 23rd, 2002 · Comments

This was the hot topic in the special investigations unit today. Long known to fraud investigators, the Travelers break into mainstream news with this sordid story of child abuse. Nomadic and clannish, they (allegedly) travel the country and pull various scams, largely bogus home contracting work. Odd that this is what propelled them into [...]

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Tags: General

Sniffing Fumes?

September 22nd, 2002 · Comments

Periodically I come across strange sites in my research. But I ask you, what does the Story of Colors possibly have to do with Hiroshima Gas Co?
Would it be unreasonable to deny an export license on the premise that the end user is too mad to be trusted with US technology?

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Tags: Japan

You,Me,My boat,my spoon

September 20th, 2002 · Comments

I was listening to “Moonlight feels right” by Starbuck the other day. It’s a pop gem from the mid 70’s and no, the band has no connection to the uber-yuppie coffee chain of the same name. The band makes it’s mark in musical history as being the first multi-Moog touring band. Their hit single “moonlight” [...]

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Tags: Music · Nostalgia

holy shit!

September 20th, 2002 · Comments

This is just bizzare.
Note the elder has a re-creation of Ozzy Osbourne’s shoulder dragon tattoo.

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Tags: General

Ouch! That’s Going to Leave a Mark

September 19th, 2002 · Comments

EDS missed their revenue targets by 82%. The stock price rumbled by nearly 50%, to an eleven year low
This happened exactly one month after EDS CEO Dick Brown and his CFO signed statement and swore to Wall Street about the “veracity” of their financial statements and reporting.
So to those who tried to convince me [...]

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Tags: Capitalism · Work

Who has two thumbs and is in Australian and Canadian Newspapers.. …..THIS GUY!

September 19th, 2002 · Comments

Well, it turns out that I know the sleeper.
——Original Message——-
From: Tripp Murray
To: Christopher R Cattani
cc:
01:38 PM
Subject: FW: All Time Low
Please, read my email first. Then read her email, I think that she was forwarding my email to a friend but hit reply instead. You will love this
——Original Message——-
From: [...]

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Tags: Sex

What Goes Up…

September 18th, 2002 · Comments

While I feel fortunate to be very well-employed during these times of so much woe and uncertainty, I am far from enjoying work satisfaction.
Two years ago, I felt like I was on a trajectory—salary steadily and rapidly increasing; skill sets, responsibilities and overall enjoyment ever-climbing. The hours were long and hard, but the rewards [...]

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Tags: Work

Keep America Beautiful

September 17th, 2002 · Comments

Remember this ad? It’s probably the single most-effective piece of propaganda I’ve ever witnessed. I haven’t intentionally littered once since I saw it.

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Tags: Nostalgia

Good Catch!

September 17th, 2002 · Comments

Despite warnings, apathy and lethargy, Paul made the call and we hit the open sea. The catch: snapper, trigger, rock salmon and grouper. I grilled a small piece of trigger last night and I can only say—WOW!
Sunburned, sore and fuzzy, we are back in Atlanta and recovering slowly. Epic, epic weekend.
Unfortunate casualty: [...]

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Tags: Travel