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Greedy Pig Companies

June 26th, 2002 · 7 Comments

Well, it looks like WorldCom has been cooking the books. Big suprise here, eh?

Markets are tumbling on the news. Piggies found guilty of this type of deception should be gutted. Fair, independent audits and legitimate books are the cornerstones of a free market economy in which public ownership is involved. When a company violates this, they should die (see Anderson).

Goodbye, piggies of WorldCom. I hope you enjoy it when the Baby Bells pick your bones clean.

Tags: Capitalism · Pigs

7 responses so far ↓

  • 1 nic // Jun 26, 2002 at 1:24 pm

    But my current long distance company uses their system and my rates are dirt-cheap. And believe me, I need low rates. This isn’t good.

  • 2 Christopher W. // Jun 26, 2002 at 1:30 pm

    I’m from Clinton, MS, home of Worldcom, and I can tell you that Worldcom is a shadowy kabal.

  • 3 nic // Jun 26, 2002 at 8:54 pm

    Is it run by the Illuminati?

  • 4 nic // Jun 27, 2002 at 6:16 am

    Well, the govt is suing them now.

  • 5 Billions Gone! // Jul 1, 2002 at 4:39 pm

    You’re right—they’re goners!

  • 6 Scotty THe Body // Jul 1, 2002 at 4:51 pm

    It looks like Xerox has followed with a SIX BILLION DOLLAR FUCKUP. Wow. That’s going to leave a mark.

  • 7 David Betts // Jun 5, 2004 at 7:30 pm

    Hey – I know another greedy pig! His name is Ralph Nader. Come visit a traitor named nader.com

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