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Guartanteed Moneymaker

March 31st, 2002 · 2 Comments

If anyone is reading this, and has a lot of money, I can guarantee you that if you open an IKEA franchise in Atlanta (preferably inside the perimiter) you will make a fortune. This town wants one, needs one, and for some inexplicable reason, we don’t have one.

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  • 1 nic // Apr 2, 2002 at 8:59 am

    Perhaps that is because only men really like that blond wood and chrome look to begin with and at least 75% of Ikea furniture falls apart within a year anyway.Having said that, I think I may break down and buy some painfully contemporary set of bookshelves from them soon.

  • 2 Morgan Landin // Sep 3, 2004 at 10:25 am

    Sometimes wishes come true.

    “We” will open a new store in Atlanta in 2005.

    Best regards

    Morgan
    ICN – Ikea Corporate Network
    Almhult/Sweden

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