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Entries from December 2001

Halfass Trackback Test: Ignore It. Don’t Click

December 30th, 2001 ·

Blah and blah and lorem ipsum crap here. You see, this is just a test. If this had been an actual TrackBack ping, you’d want to see this. That is, if you had any interest in the topic at all. I didn’t do the “trackback auto discovery” thing because, well, [...]

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Tags: General

Adbuster

December 29th, 2001 ·

Your living room is a factory. The product being manufactured is you. adbusters.com

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Tags: Culture

Separated at Birth?

December 22nd, 2001 · 2 Comments

Separated at Birth?

Hamid Karzai—newly sworn-in, stylish leader of Afghanistan.

Genreal Zod—diabolical alien with superhuman powers and laser eyes

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Tags: Funny! · This is Weird

Hot damn! Iceland!

December 22nd, 2001 · 1 Comment

Hot damn! It looks like a bunch of us “Southerners” are going to Icelend for a long weekend. I’ve wanted to go to Iceland ever since high school (that’s a long time ago). Iceland Air is throwing down some absolutely sick deals. So now comes the question: anybody else want to [...]

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Tags: Pirate Shipwreck Weekend · Travel

Typical Marta

December 19th, 2001 ·

Typical Marta:Today was the public comments hearing as MARTA struggles to find a course to steer itself away from total financial devastation. The line was out the door, with dozens of people waiting outside for their chance to speak. Only two (2) of the eight (8) board members bothered to show up. [...]

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Tags: Atlanta · Transit

nola f mb! mah!

December 18th, 2001 ·

nola f mb! mah!

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Tags: New Orleans · Travel

M40 in Nola

December 17th, 2001 ·

We are going to New Orleans to see Morning 40 Federation. Period. You’re either with me or against me.Check out the evidence from their visit to the ATL.

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Tags: Music · New Orleans · Travel

Make Halfass.com your homepage!

December 11th, 2001 · 1 Comment

Make Halfass.com your homepage!
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Tags: Geek

Foolish little men

December 10th, 2001 · 2 Comments

Foolish little men may try to predict the weather, but ultimately it is a natural phenomenon and is
resistant to the musings of toupee’ed green sportcoated psuedo-Nostradomuses. Local weathermen, quit now! I don’t believe you.

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Tags: Culture · Funny! · Observations

scrgadm

December 10th, 2001 ·

I’m in Sun training again. This time, it’s Enterprise Cluster 3.0. Fun fun!
My wife and I are trying our best to have a sane Christmas—without getting too caught up in the insane commercialism and all that—but it’s tough. I am inspired by the people in the Culture Jammers network and the “Buy [...]

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Tags: Geek · Techie · UNIX · Work

Shop! It’s Your Duty!

December 6th, 2001 ·

It’s interesting to note that the goverment’s request of Americans during our time of crisis was to shop. We have evolved from the world’s great producers to the world’s great consumers. I’m not saying we don’t generate a production economy, but it’s interesting to note nonetheless.

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Tags: Capitalism

Eastlake.org

December 5th, 2001 ·

My neighborhood now has a really good website. Check it out.

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Tags: Life

You Know You Liked It

December 3rd, 2001 · 1 Comment

A full decade before the not-so-subtleness of the Prince-penned Sheena Easton classic “sugar walls” was the porno anthem “More More More” by the Andrea True Connection.”ooooooohhhh, how do you like your love?” Miss True cooed before the “get the cameras rolling, and get the action going” verse..
A failed actress-turned adult film star-turned one hit [...]

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Tags: Music

Boon Ga Boon Ga

December 3rd, 2001 · 1 Comment

Through the wires, I have found out about a game called Boon Ga Boon Ga from Japan. Apparently, the player tries to shove a fist with finger extended into an ass. The game judges your force via digital grimmaces on the screen. Unbelievable? Here’s the brochure.It appears that the English language version [...]

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Tags: Japan · This is Weird

Raise The Roof II

December 2nd, 2001 ·

I can’t get over this fall/winter. Here in Atlanta, it’s been the kind of weather that makes one want to be outside. I’ve had a super time riding my bike, basking in the sun and just generally going out and about. Atlanta’s main asset is the fact that we have TONS of [...]

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Tags: Atlanta · Life